Puff it.

I woke up today and the first thing I kept telling myself.

Puff the Magic Dragon is totally a drug reference. Wtf, man.

I mean, it’s a completely drug reference. Geezus.

I get so disoriented when I sleep after school. I’ll usually wake up and think to myself, “Shit, I’m late for school.”

Then I’ll look at my clock and say, “12 hours from now.”

Quote of the Day: “Anorexic people can read minds. You just look at them for a bit and tell yourself, ‘Yup, she’s anorexic.’ and next thing you know, she’ll be glaring you down shouting, ‘I’m not anorexic you asswipe!’”